01-21-2009, 11:57 AM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I need to make a rule about mocking my pillows ... poor fucking things don't harm anyone.
I shouldn't mock them, I actually feel sorry for them, having your sweaty cocktail sausage and marbles rubbing against them every night.
You should be so lucky. It's far better than rubbing on that small-titted, unmarried, out-of-wedlock-spawning, broken-toothed British slut that you have.
If you saw a picture of my soon to be wife you would be drooling greaseball, she is technically out of my league also but hey-ho she loves me. As for small titted?, 38-D is big enough for me!
::bs::I remember you posting a pic of her holding a small animal, and it included a partial view of her chest. She is no D, not even a C. What a shock, you're a liar! :shock: How about showing a pic of her so we can see the deal? Or will be terrified and make excuses, again? The only way she is approaching a C/D is if she had fake tits slapped on or gained 60 pounds.
Listen, I don't drool over fugly English Muffins. As for "out of your league?" That just means she can get pregnant and is willing to sleep with you. Not impressed.
