01-21-2009, 12:05 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I need to make a rule about mocking my pillows ... poor fucking things don't harm anyone.
I shouldn't mock them, I actually feel sorry for them, having your sweaty cocktail sausage and marbles rubbing against them every night.
You should be so lucky. It's far better than rubbing on that small-titted, unmarried, out-of-wedlock-spawning, broken-toothed British slut that you have.
If you saw a picture of my soon to be wife you would be drooling greaseball, she is technically out of my league also but hey-ho she loves me. As for small titted?, 38-D is big enough for me!
::bs::I remember you posting a pic of her holding a small animal, and it included a partial view of her chest. She is no D, not even a C. What a shock, you're a liar! :shock: How about showing a pic of her so we can see the deal? Or will be terrified and make excuses, again? The only way she is approaching a C/D is if she had fake tits slapped on or gained 60 pounds.
Listen, I don't drool over fugly English Muffins. As for "out of your league?" That just means she can get pregnant and is willing to sleep with you. Not impressed.
My girl never handles my hamsters, she doesn't like them, she tolerates them but she won't handle them. The hands in the photo you mention would have been my friend Alisons, she visits regularly (her daughter and mine are close friends) and has been a hamster breeder and seller for many years.
I won't post pictures of someone without their permission, to be honest I don't think my girl will be giving me permission to post pictures of her online to prove a drooling guinea latent homosexual wrong so don't hold your breath.
My soon to be wife has got big tits, disbelieve it all you like, I will be too busy playing with them.
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We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.