I ate hot dogs for breakfast

[Clang McFly]

I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

I don't think Clang's retarded, just sexually repressed and using food as a surrogate.

So hurtful. That poop weiner I squeezed out is no surrogate. He's my biological buttcheek baby.

You need to switch to boiled peanuts, stat. That's just weird and gross Mr. McFly.

Plus, it's kinda dangerous for your entire family. I mean, what if your baby, tucked nicely in a bun and relishing some rest time, gets mistaken for a hot dog and chowed down by your dad or your brother?

What then?

He will be mourned and missed, butt with all the spicy food I eat there bound to be a lot more babies on the way.