01-22-2009, 02:34 PM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:"I also breed and sell them for money."
So many (mock) paths to take with that one.
Here are my top three questions:
1) Proper Rodent Etiquette:
When you 'breed' them do you force the male to buy the female dinner first?
2) Critter Negotiations:
In place of money, would you accept magic beans as payment?
3) The Golden Rule:
How would you feel if hamsters breed and sold you for money?
VOTE, people!!!! If that ain't a vote-worthy mock, I don't fuckin' know what is.
You're still an asshole, OBK, so don't get excited.