IS THIS BULLSHIT OR APPROPRIATE?

[HairOfTheDog]

And I stand by my statements about Jersey. You can get into Jersey for free, but you have to pay to leave (much like jail.) Brugos probably became such a nutjob because he had to arrest all the people illegally pumping their own gas in Jersey. If I ran things, Jersey, Texas, and Cleveland would all stop trying so hard because we all know they'll amount to nothing.

Hiya Cutz.

You're a pretty good troll -- credit where due.

So, I don't know if this is bullshit or appropriate, but I'm really kinda jealous about your upcoming trip (not the marriage part, though). My nephew and his wife are celebrating their second wedding anniversary in Cozumel in July; they're finishing their scuba diving courses next weekend. I'm kinda jealous of their trip too (not the marriage part, though).

I need a real vacation.