01-24-2009, 10:33 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:Any grown man who breeds hamsters and sells them for money should be imprisoned immediately for all sorts of good reasons.
Believing your pet dog can talk puts you way ahead of me in the prison queue greaseball.
It would not surprise me in the slightest if you smear dog food all over your cocktail sausage and ask fido (because he can understand you obviously) to lick it off. Slightly gross perhaps but no less hairy than getting a BJ from your moustached wife.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.