Hi, OP!

[AnonyMoose]

I don't think a grown man who considers hamsters a good pet could ever come close to understanding or appreciating just how smart and emotionally sophisticated some dogs can be. It's OK, go back to breeding ass-crawlers. And remember, emotionally dysfunctional men who couldn't get married and had kids out of wedlock don't get to speak about the wives of others, little boy.

How can someone who hears voices and sees shadow people even consider mocking you for talking to your dog? This complete moron is treated with serious medications just to keep himself from listening to what the voices and shadow people tell him to do. Fuck, for all we know the shadow people are the ones that told him to become a gerbil whisperer. And I am shocked that the UK lets this fucking freak within 100 miles of his daughter. What if the voices tell him to sodomize her?

I'm 90% sure the shadow people are actually the shadows of those fucking hamsters, but he's too stupid to realize that the light from the window is causing them.

Maybe the shadow people are the ghosts of gerbils that died inside his daughter's rectum?