(It's long, but) A Parrot with no legs . . .

[Carsman]

Well OK that reminds of another parrot joke. (Also long)

This female parrot lived in a whore house, and eventually repeated what she heard day after day. Wanna get laid, wanna get laid, and never would stop saying that.

Well one day the whore house got shut down, and no body wanted the parrot cause she could not stop saying wanna get laid, wanna get laid.

It just so happened the cleaning lady there, said she knew of these two parrots kept by the bishop in her church, and all those two parrots did was say the rosary 24/7.

So she offered to take the whore house parrot to the church, and have her put into the same room with the praying parrots, as it may help her forget the only words she knew.

So the whore house parrot was taken to the church, and put in the room with the ²⁴⁄₇ rosary praying parrots, and sure enough as soon as she got in the room, she said, "wanna get laid, wanna get laid?

So the praying parrots, looked at each other, and one said to the other, "drop the beads Jake, our prayers have been answered"!!