I WISH...

[F.U.]

I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.
Good Lord...Jager bombs are wayyyy too yummy.

Have you tried a red headed slut yet?
The drink you dirty minded fuckers.

They're pretty good, just not my favorite. Have you tried a hot pussy? Aside from how much fun it is to order...it tastes like a liquid cinnamon toothpick. Its equal parts goldschlager, hot dam and rumplemintz. Yum.
or you can try Rumchata and fireball...I could drink those all day everyday. well, I have, I mean...on ice, with a straw. That'll knock your dick in the dirt for sure.

All good options. I get a kick out of the younger crowd when they walk up to the bar and order some of those drinks. Its almost comical. I always play dumb and say, sorry I don't know how to make them, whats in them? I usually get a IDK, I just drink them. I think they just like them because of the name.