IS THIS BULLSHIT OR APPROPRIATE?

[HairOfTheDog]

I forgot about old gay, pugnacious Jimbone. He'd probably enjoy arguing with her about the phone for 3 hours.

I was going to say Clang too, but after that traffic cone incident I don't think he's the door mat we thought he was. He'd just throw a stapler at her head and knock her out.

Yeah, Jimbone and Clang could have gotten her to surrender without personal contact.

Donovan could have too, I bet. He could have gotten her to leave the classroom peacefully and convinced her that it was her own idea. But, I think he's backed away from invoking his jedi mind tricks and behavior modification powers on women and children.

Kid's way would probably have been the most efficient though; just lure her out with one of those new McDonald's sandwiches.

There were plenty of reasonable alternatives to throwing her across the room.