12-17-2015, 09:58 AM
When I was 16, I drank a 16 ounce bottle of southern comfort, and woke up in a hospital with a broken nose, but I didn't learn anything, because....
There was that time I drank a fifth of peach schnapps at a kegger and decided to relieve myself by squatting over a fire ant hill in Georgia. Did you know when you get bit over 1,000 times you end up in the hospital? I didn't learn anything from that, either, because.....
The year after that, I was up all night doing funnels at some drag race in Florida, and then got in my boyfriends dragster and ran it into a wall.
There was that time I drank a fifth of peach schnapps at a kegger and decided to relieve myself by squatting over a fire ant hill in Georgia. Did you know when you get bit over 1,000 times you end up in the hospital? I didn't learn anything from that, either, because.....
The year after that, I was up all night doing funnels at some drag race in Florida, and then got in my boyfriends dragster and ran it into a wall.