Reparations for slavery

[Duchess]

If I don't get up and work everyday I won't be able to pay for my manicures or tanning or my internet and cell phone bill. The bank will take my gorgeous car and my credit rating will plummet. I'd never be able to ebay or buy plush towels during the white sale and how the hell could I afford any of my bad habits, like marijuana. Ohmaigawds. It sounds like a fricken nightmare to me. *shudders*