PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR...

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That's what I'm told. At least I'm getting better at SOMEthing.

You wear it well and it shows in every post...except when you turn into a soup chicken and tell us all how you fucked up AGAIN because you were thinking with your dick.

I'm thinking I should make some popcorn.

I think the ridiculous duck lips in some selfies look like an actual asshole.

There certainly is a mean nasty narcissistic fanatical bunch of crap in todays world selfies is one of them.

Speaking of which, I meant to post an updated pic I was promising you all.

That's awesome. Make it your profile pic.