hypothetical: calling all evil vagina monsters

[Donovan]

Nope. Never lied. Never said I was Jonovan. Never said I wanted sympathy for one camp or another. When opinions were given, I even pressed for clarification and took the opposite position to make sure there was no mistake. The fact that the situation was not really hypothetical was pretty much immediately evident; not one person thought I wasn't talking about my own life. BUT not one person asked which role I played, so I didn't offer the information. Sure, there was a deception. But it was you deceiving yourselves into thinking you had me all figured out, and me letting you think so.

It was a misunderstanding on her part, not a deliberate deception on his (part). =he didn't try to deceive her or lie to her.

Jedi, motherfuckers. Fear me.