Cat owner question

[LuMPyPussy]

Doesn't matter, post appears to contradict...put down the crack pipe.
On the one hand:
I had a VERY sick kitten (6 weeks, no more than a handful) that had severe diarrhea that I had to bathe to get the poo out of his fur, but normally, cats don't need a full on water bath.

On the other hand:
My kitties don't have shit on their fur.

Look at the perfection known as Hissy Bitch:

Jesus Christ. The kitten was sick. My cats are normally healthy, thus no shit on their fur.

Sick kitten is not the same cat as in photo, sick kitten grew up and then died over a decade ago and I haven't had to bathe another cat since sick kitten had shit on his fur.

It's not really that fucking confusing unless you try to make it so, dimbulb. Or do I need to explain further?