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Matted Hairy
SyberBitch
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#23
02-15-2009, 03:04 AM
Shy Guy Wrote:[color="darkred"]Now you are what 41? 42? Your lovers are ol enough to be your Father. The averge age of a new Father is 27. The average male life expectancy is around 70.[/color]
Your calculations are WAY off, dimwit (not that it's any surprise). Why don't you go back to your closet and drag your mom out again, so you can cry to her about your 'cancer' while using her hand to stroke your head and simultaneously fingering her twat? We all realize you can't stand to 'let go' of that 'special' relationship you both had.

"Norman?"

"Yes Momma"

"Have you been a good boy today, Norman?"

"Yes Momma"

"Are you lying to me, Norman?"

.... "Yes Momma" *sniffle*

"You know only GOOD boys get to taste Momma's special candy, right Norman?"

"Yes Momma... I... I'll try to be better Momma!! I'll try!!"
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