KILL 'EM, EAT 'EM OR BOTH?

[Donovan]

Do you fish? If so, is catching a fish just the by-product of relaxing or do you do it because you want to eat 'em?

Sally, what's the best fish you ever ate? Feel free to jump in, Mockers.

Don't know about the best fish I ever ate, but I know some of the best circumstances I ever ate fish. Port cities like Portland Oregon have the finest seafood you ever saw, so we are a shit ton of good fish when I was there. Best fish I ever ate from my own efforts was a haul of whitefish out of Lake Detroit Oregon, we were hard up against it and went out to catch some food so we didn't die. Then we wrapped it in foil with butter and salt and roasted it campfire style, best damn meal I ever ate.
Best meal I ever missed out on was another Oregon story. I came into a little extra cash so I bought the items for a feast of blacktip shark steaks, damn fine looking ones, enough for the entire group that was living there (about 15 people all told), my treat for the whole crowd. We planned this big summer picnic/ shark dinner, carefully selected a date when all of us would be able to come, really came together for the big day and threw all kinds of extras in...and that morning I woke up with the flu. Couldn't breathe, couldn't really eat, couldn't taste anything, and the party I paid for had to go on as scheduled.

I got to sit and listen to all my family and friends raving about how these steaks were the best ever, and how delicious it was, and how awesome the party was and I couldn't taste or enjoy a damn thing. I was so pissed off...