Supplies

[Maggot]

I took a shower this morning and I'm going to take another one tomorrow morning. That's just the way I roll.

The other day my drain was plugged up. So me in my infinite wisdom took my shower with plunger in hand. I soaped up and proceeded to work the plunger whilst all soaped up.. I rinsed the soap from my eyes to see the hole and worked that fucking thing as the water went above my ankles. back & forth i pushed and pulled until the fucking thing came back away from the drain with a "pop".

I was thrown back against the wall and was slipping on my soapy feet, I thanked the Angels as my right hand grabbed the facecloth rung holder and my left hand tore down the Goddamn shower curtain. The plunger landed under my ass and I thought for a spit second whatI would look like when the Fire Dept showed up with me sitting naked in the shower with a plunger up my ass!

That did not happen and I made the sign of the cross and shaved. So I am kinda glad that you take a shower everyday.