Name three guilty pleasures

[Duchess]

1. You spend way too much time here sitting on your fat fucking ass.

2. You get your nails done regularly just to distract from your man hands when poor children are starving to death.

3. You eat way too much salami.

Does that help?

1. I'd give a bra size to be able to spend way too much time here sitting on my fat fucking ass.

2. My beautiful french manicure draws attention to my man hands rather than distracts from them.  

3. I've never eaten salami in my life.