MF And his womanizing....

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MF's wife is a hairy freak, that's why he spends so much time her grovelling for pictures of mockers tits. Which I'm sure his wife would be absolutely fine with if she found out about it.

I'm getting a strong sense that OP's wife keeps him on a short leash, choke chain and muzzle for as much as he rants to such extremesabout what MF does online. Jealousy, perhaps?

Exactly. My wife lets me see a few titties, what can I say. It's the trade off to having a totally loyal husband. I don't cheat, lie, keep secrets, etc. Never did, not the type. I've only had a handful of different women in my life because I was always a one-woman relationship kind of guy, believe it or not.

OP can't understand any of that because he is almost middle aged and just getting married now, with a kid out of wedlock. Between that and his juvenile hamster playing, he clearly doesn't understand the adult world fully.