Welcome Mayhem!!

[Mayhem]

[user=48]crash[/user] wrote:

You're even less interesting than your old lady if all you can come up with is Kangaroo and Dingo jokes... No wonder she protected you

Hey, all I can do is work with what you give me, which isn't much.

[user=115]Borndragon[/user] wrote:

So far, ********* is a lot more interesting.....

and that little motherfucker is dead.

Borndragon ~ pussy ass, reactionary shot in the dark, eh bullet?

LOL, I suppose it would depend on what you find interesting. This tells me that youare a necrophiliac. Look it up dumbass.

[user=135]Fry Guy[/user] wrote:

Well there was a lot of build up and Mayhem I fail to see why you were worthy.

"This crowd is going to be easy" type statements, really mean what exactly? Face it, because Sinister let you in straight away, you have effectively become part of "this crowd". As for "easy", easy at what? Now as part of your answer try to avoid contradicting yourself in indicating that you think you are a big deal.

As for whether everyone here is dumb, no not really. So far the truly stupid are Ramseycat, D, Jackboots, Antagonist, Syberbitch and Sinister. You seem about on par with these retards. I think you will fit in well.

AS for emptying your nuts into Sinister...meh. How that is supposed to impress us I dunno. Believe it or not most of us are or have been married and many have kids, which makes it extremely likely we have had sex. Emptying your nutsack into a woman is not an unknown to the guys here.

Prison sex? That would be different, it would be completely unknown to US. However also not that interesting. Course if you want to talk about it big fella, we won't stop you, start a thread.

That's the best you got?? Really??::

[user=47]Liquid[/user] wrote:

AT LEAST he already knows in ONE DAY how to quote multiple people in one post. SinCUNTer still can't do that and she is supposed to be a mod.

Well....thanks.

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:

[user=164]Mayhem[/user] wrote:

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote: It was probally just Sinister typing that for him, it sounded just like her. I doubt the first thing on Bullet's agenda is to come here and take us all on ::rollseyes::, thats why shelocked the thread after the first post. Bullet hasother things to do, like ride his honda to the club house N'shit.

[user=164]Mayhem[/user] wrote:
She doesn't need to type for me. I can hunt n' peck pretty good, thank you. We do sound alike, and I'll take that as a compliment, since she is brilliant. And you're right, my agenda doesn't include takin' you on first thing. That's too easy to be a priority.

It looks like you are the one with the brains in the relationship and that's not saying much.My post flew right overSinister's stoned head and shetook it as an insult, you took it as a compliment which is what it was meant to be. Nice to see you're not a homonal cantankerous bitch like your wife ::thumbs::

Wow, 2 compliments in a row. This place is getting soft. But I'll take it....thanks.

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Who cares if someone takes it as an insult. Insulting people is what we do. Sheesh ...

That's why I'm here. It's all in fun. Now fuck off.::fu::

[user=115]Borndragon[/user] wrote:

Was it proven that the 20 year old ******, was even the shooter of Chris's poor little ankle that July 1^st, Mayhem? or just an innocent bystander in that darkened window you decided to blindly pop a cap through?

It's a bum beef when you blindly shoot and didn't even realize you'd hit anything until the cops come knocking down your door a few days later.

Tell us again how it was self defense or how you got away with being a badass murderer, who only had to spend a few years in the clink, getting stuck in the ass.


Yet, I'm sure for a punk, such as yourself, you feel it was a small price to pay, when you're so hardcore.

Borndragon ~ one scary motherfucker, indeed.

Again; this thread has been edited to remove real names in accordance with the law in Michigan.

Damn, omitting some evidence, making the rest fit your agenda, and just plain making shit up (what window?);are you a cop too? Maybe a prosecutor? It's obvious that you don't really believe the crap you're spewing because if you really thought I was a murderer you would be too much of a pussy to call me on it. But I tell ya what, pick the time and place and I'll show you how I defended myself. (Not a real life threat, don't want to get booted already.....not worth the ammo)

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

[user=164]Mayhem[/user] wrote:

Thanks for the welcome. I've been too busy to spend a whole lot of time here, getting acclimated to the outside. I don't have the time, or desire to respond to each thread individually, so scroll down and maybe I've graced you with a reply.

I wouldn't get too "acclimated" douchebag, I still thinkmurdering scum like you will eventually end up back behind bars giving handjobs to the bloods and crips.

Only homicidal maniacs brag about shooting someone you sick, twisted, fuck.

You have my sympathies though banging away at sinisters roly poly ass, bet that pussy isn't quite tight enough anymore is it?, I bet you got too "acclimated" pumping hairy male anus in jail before you drifted off to sleep reading your copy of Mein kampf.

LMAO, too predictable....gay prison sex jokes. Too dim to do any better?? And yes, I am a sick, twisted, fuck. Congrats on grasping the obvious.

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

I wouldn't get too "acclimated" douchebag, I still thinkmurdering scum like you will eventually end up back behind bars giving handjobs to the bloods and crips.

From the idiot limey fuck whose best line of self-defense is his cell phone. Go have one of your prize-winning hamsters crawl up your ass. You'll feel better.

I was talking to the bald, murdering organ grinder not the one eyed, fat,drunkenmonkey.

::rotfl::

[user=47]Liquid[/user] wrote:

i dont want the topic dropped, but the jerkoff is not here, has made about 1 posts and this is pointless (like any thread LMPP starts).

OK, the jerkoff is back...sorry I don't post as much as you'd like, but I have a real life that's not consumed by a forum, and I don't need to waste a lot of time with fuckwits like youwho havethe personality of a venereal disease.