WTF?

[Luke Warmwater]

Want to feel REALLY violated? I was taking a shit in an old Ukrainian outhouse a number of years ago (I had no options). The hole was nearly topped off to the brim with, what I assume, to be many years of crap and piss. I pinched a pretty hard and large loaf and when it hit the surface, splashed a bunch of 'whatever' all over my ass. To add insult to injury, I only had some glossy catalog paper to wipe with.

It actually gets tackier than this as the house had no indoor plumbing and I had to wait to boil water before I could get a lather up to get washed.

Now that's "violated".