06-12-2009, 01:28 PM
I've had the mock effect long before mock existed.
Believe it or not, I used to be very shy. NO ONE I know believed that until they met my friend Cigars - anyway, I got over that shy crap years ago and found that if you are quite direct and let them think you are so sure of yourself, you WILL get your way.
Now, there are times that I MUST be polite, situations I can't be so rude or obnoxious but I've learned how to be so "politely" too. I find the game fun. I find most people stupid balls of putty who actually cannot function unless they are lead by a ring in the nose.
I've also stopped taking shit from rude people. I cannot tell you how many rude people live here! It's amazing they'll run into you with a shopping cart and then look at you as if you're in the wrong! At the movies last week, some woman just kept on driving nearly hitting us. I punched her rear fender - she stopped and started with me for touching her car.... which I reminded her to get out so I can mangle her face so she regrets her mouth and bad driving every time she looks in the mirror for the rest of her life. She left quietly.
I also found that if you call people out, they shut the fuck up. So far, so good.... I've not come to fisticuffs with anyone. I'm sure my mouth will cause it to happen one of these days though!
Granted it does not work everywhere and every time but hey, gimme credit for trying!
Believe it or not, I used to be very shy. NO ONE I know believed that until they met my friend Cigars - anyway, I got over that shy crap years ago and found that if you are quite direct and let them think you are so sure of yourself, you WILL get your way.
Now, there are times that I MUST be polite, situations I can't be so rude or obnoxious but I've learned how to be so "politely" too. I find the game fun. I find most people stupid balls of putty who actually cannot function unless they are lead by a ring in the nose.
I've also stopped taking shit from rude people. I cannot tell you how many rude people live here! It's amazing they'll run into you with a shopping cart and then look at you as if you're in the wrong! At the movies last week, some woman just kept on driving nearly hitting us. I punched her rear fender - she stopped and started with me for touching her car.... which I reminded her to get out so I can mangle her face so she regrets her mouth and bad driving every time she looks in the mirror for the rest of her life. She left quietly.
I also found that if you call people out, they shut the fuck up. So far, so good.... I've not come to fisticuffs with anyone. I'm sure my mouth will cause it to happen one of these days though!
Granted it does not work everywhere and every time but hey, gimme credit for trying!