07-11-2009, 10:09 PM
Frank and his wife, having sex:
Wife: Honey, is it in? I can't tell.
Frank: Yeah baby, want me to talk dirty yet?
Wife: Well, if you must.
Frank: Okay... *pant* *grunt* Here goes... *grunt* Shit.
Wife: Well, that's not too good but it's a start. Keep going.
Frank: Er... I can't.
Wife: Honey, is it in? I can't tell.
Frank: Yeah baby, want me to talk dirty yet?
Wife: Well, if you must.
Frank: Okay... *pant* *grunt* Here goes... *grunt* Shit.
Wife: Well, that's not too good but it's a start. Keep going.
Frank: Er... I can't.