08-16-2009, 09:09 AM
Ladies teach your men better aim! Yeah they're stupid and need help.
I've found this trick to work. You need to make peeing a game for them.
Throw a square of TP in the water and tell them to "shoot the paper".
If they are so hopeless that they can't do that, make them sit. NO ONE will know you sit and pee if you keep the damn door closed when you do it.
And why for fuck's sake do you need to milk and shake when you're done? Do you not realize that makes pee fly all over? Seriously pig men, it does. Dab the damn pecker with some TP and flush it. NO ONE will know if you keep the door closed.
I've found this trick to work. You need to make peeing a game for them.
Throw a square of TP in the water and tell them to "shoot the paper".
If they are so hopeless that they can't do that, make them sit. NO ONE will know you sit and pee if you keep the damn door closed when you do it.
And why for fuck's sake do you need to milk and shake when you're done? Do you not realize that makes pee fly all over? Seriously pig men, it does. Dab the damn pecker with some TP and flush it. NO ONE will know if you keep the door closed.