Hey, white bread

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I probably sound like a complete asshole saying I've had three black girlfriends, but I'm one of those people that don't allow people into my life easily... know what I mean?

I don't think this meaning is what you meant........

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...whitebread

That's exactly what I meant:

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whitebread


Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.

The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.

Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.

I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.

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My lawn looks like shit. It's not a redneck trailer trash lawn, but I'm not very good about keeping it manicured either. I have the kids go out there and pick up the dog shit and mow every couple of weeks.