That Jesse James movie with the long title

[Cynical Ninja]

Oh christ, that one's cringe-inducing. That cute little Scottish guy has such a shrill singing voice and Nicole Kidman is a fucking zombie.

Nicole Kidman is exactly the kind of zombie I would like to fuck.

::thumbs::

She's lovely, like an ice sculpture. She's great in the parts that require icy calm, but she's become severely limited in any other emotion thanks to that frozen forehead she's had botoxed to immobility.

She is beautiful, but beautiful like a porcelain doll.

She hasn't aged in a day in about 15 years so shes obviously had some cosmetic work done to her face.

Eyes wide shut, which I was looking forward to becauseit was Kubricks last film, was a crushing disappointmentapart from the fact you get to she her naked.

::banana::