10-13-2009, 09:47 AM
I dyed my hair therefore I am a homosexual.
I also shower everyday which may also make me a homosexual in MF's bizarro 1950's retro morality land.
Oh and mydaughterwas born out of wedlock which makes her a bastard in MF's ethical 1950's styleutopia.
Owning and breeding hamsters also makes me a homosexual.
Humping a pillow instead of your wife however makes you a red blooded male.
And going to church and praying to Jebus when you are an agnostic does not make you a loathsome hypocrite either.
I also shower everyday which may also make me a homosexual in MF's bizarro 1950's retro morality land.
Oh and mydaughterwas born out of wedlock which makes her a bastard in MF's ethical 1950's styleutopia.
Owning and breeding hamsters also makes me a homosexual.
Humping a pillow instead of your wife however makes you a red blooded male.
And going to church and praying to Jebus when you are an agnostic does not make you a loathsome hypocrite either.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.