12-04-2020, 10:58 PM
1. In 10th grade I wrote a dirty homoerotic Spanish conversation about 2 dudes eating each other's beach balls. Got in school suspension.
2. I threw traffic cones into bushes and got arrested and 20 hours of community service.
3. My knees are double jointed.
4. In high school I stabbed a classmate/bully in the hand with a pen. I was so worried i was going to get in trouble and the classmate would get ink poisoning. Neither happened.
5. I tried shaving my chest and almost cut my left nipple off.
2. I threw traffic cones into bushes and got arrested and 20 hours of community service.
3. My knees are double jointed.
4. In high school I stabbed a classmate/bully in the hand with a pen. I was so worried i was going to get in trouble and the classmate would get ink poisoning. Neither happened.
5. I tried shaving my chest and almost cut my left nipple off.