Matt Goss.

[Clang McFly]

You should take up playing spoons.    Weirdest thing I ever saw when I was bartending was 3 old guys sticking spoons in their mouth while randomly slapping their cheeks with another spoon.  It didn't even sound good, kinda sounded like old people porn where you cn hear the guys saggy balls hitting the womans flappy lips.

And then I find guys with a washboard and a moonshine jug and a banjo and we form a hillbilly rock band.