Hi! Is this thing on?

[BlueTiki]

Two women were playing golf. The first woman teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men, playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Oh my god!  I am so, so, sorry!" she exclaimed. 

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him.

"No . . no . . . I'll . . .I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied between his gasps. 

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, clasping his hands at his groin.

At her continued persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. 

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands slowly and carefully inside. She then administered a tender and skillful massage for several long moments and softly asked him: "There, now. How does that feel?".

"It feels wonderful!", he replied.   

"But . . . I still think my thumb's broken!"