Hi! Is this thing on?

[BlueTiki]

The festival advertised that they have authentic native American food and I thought to myself oh that sounds good even though I'm not exactly sure what authentic Native American food is. 

It's funny you said that, especially since your daughter is writing about the Trail of Tears . . . as one of the tribes was the Choctaw (fucking red-skinned cowards who capitulated to the Government immediately).

Fry bread is not unique.  As you stated, Eastern European countries have similar versions of non-yeast breads.  However, Fry Bread is associated with the Navajos while "participating" in a US government 300 mile forced march, in 1860.  No other tribe had made this type of bread before, as a means for survival.

However, a Choctaw professor, who because she is NDN (that's Native text speak for Indian), got to publish a piece in the NYT (that's Native text speak for lying, liberal-biased newspaper) stating that fry bread was neither cultural nor tradition because "  . . . one can make fry bread during any season with goods purchased from Dollar General. ”

First, that is provably false and just plain stupid, professor.

Second, who in hell, are you . . . Choctaw cunt . . . to dis on the Dineh?

Now you see why I refer to them as Navajo instead of Indian Tacos . . . it's all about the fry bread.