You as a Teen.

[Clang McFly]

I want to slap you.  

Stop disparaging yourself.

You need some daily affirmations--every morning when starting to shave, look yourself right in the eye and say, I'm the cat's ass and smile at yourself.

I do that, only as I look myself in the eye I say, I'm Batman, and I flex. 

Sorry. Feeling a bit low. Had a doctor's appointment this morning. Gained 8 pounds in like 2.5 weeks. Have acid reflux. I'm sleeping better but they still want me to do this sleep study. They still want me to reschedule my colonoscopy. Ugh. My eyes have been feeling tired lately and vision seems fucked when I stare at my computer screen...overdue by 4 years for an eye exam and new glasses.

But yeah you're right. I'm Superman, I'm alive and breathing, I have friends who think I'm weird and funny, and I have a lot of weed.