A public apology

[Duchess]

When I joined Mock nearly 15 years ago, I believed It to be a place of Liberal Intelligentsia. 

Imagine my excitement thinking I was about to engage with the great minds of our time, minds such as Aristotle, Cicero, Lao Tzu, Machiavelli, Blackstone,  Locke, Voltaire, Rousseau, my hero Thomas Jefferson, Engels, and Marx. 

Wut? My sides! My sides!