I want to be the slime

[Cynical Ninja]

That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?

I was going to be nice and use my jar of ky for your fat ass,but for you it will be nice and dry. Piehole.

So your Butthead then?

No fuckwad..I am the jam in your toe the pimple you cant reach to pop in the middle of your back......you are my bitch.

Yeah, like I said.....B.U.T.T.H.E.A.D.

Maybe I should tattoo the name to your forehead with a rustyscrewdriver so you don't forget your place in life i.e at the very bottom of the gene pool along with all the other maggots.

Note to Butthead:- Must try harder.