DECAPITATION

[Middle Finger]

JB, you should read the stats on women I posted and appreciate it.

OP:


[size="+1"]Justice Department study:[/size] * ³⁄₅ of felons polled agreed that "a criminal is not going to mess around with a victim he knows is armed with a gun."²¹ * 74% of felons polled agreed that "one reason burglars avoid houses when people are at home is that they fear being shot during the crime."²² * 57% of felons polled agreed that "criminals are more worried about meeting an armed victim than they are about running into the police."<sup>23


Gee, if only they said this:</sup>


[size="+1"]Justice Department study:[/size] * ³⁄₅ of felons polled agreed that "a criminal is not going to mess around with a victim he knows has the police on speed dial"²¹ * 74% of felons polled agreed that "one reason burglars avoid houses when people are at home is that they fear them using cell phones or karate"²² * 57% of felons polled agreed that "criminals are more worried about meeting a very charming, nice, defenseless, unarmed victim than they are about running into the police."²³