Is Chang going for a sex change?

[Clang McFly]

It was minus 15 degrees centigrade in Aberdeen last night, and it has been seriously below zero last night everywhere.  The water troughs in my garden for the birds is solid.  There are people sleeping out in this.  There but for the grace of god go i, and letsleave that there.  Its every man for himself over there.    There i am willing to jiggle around in Changs wotsits, and all he can do is be negative. Like before.  There was a programme on british tv by a comedian about why the world hates the english.  Note it doesnt say british.

I didnt see it but it is true.  Even the english hate the english, well expressed by the Labour party who mock white van man that hangs the union jack outside their homes during a world cup.

While elevating every other nationality above our own.    Why do you, and the world hate the english?.  There im labelled as a british deviant while chang portrays his deviancy on tik tok or whatever and no one cares.

bigmark has sex with a glove,  Sally suggests i, as routine, would thrust objects up Changs rear, ignoring the fact i would do it as a favour.  As well as communicating important psychological information, for him and everyone.  In fact since ive been here things have looked up.

But im dick dastardly.  I withdraw my offer of taking changs cherry,  if there is an orang utan renting business nearby i will rent one to knock on changs door, trained in a performance on rear ends.  Or maybe an antelope, elephant, or rhino, i dont think refinement will be obvious in the act, but you cant have everything.

Hollywood hates the english, every bad man has an english accent.  The torture i get from here is the Duchess, dress less, hoisting up her leg to give a glimpse of heaven. Not only that, but men in general are not indicated.    And big mark wanting to punch me, while in return i would have liver fed to pigs, via a vey big crocodile dundee type knife. 

The world wants to move here despite being bastards.  There but for the grace of god go i.  Apply that to yourselves.

*buys an album cover from Sean Connery,*