The Super Bowl Sunday.

[Clang McFly]

The half time shows are always puke inducing.

This one went nowhere.  

It was as if Rhianna merged both Janet and Michael into her choreography.  "Touch myself and have army do my bidding."  White sperm army routine looked like old CCP films of the masses doing calisthenics under the watchful eye and picture of Mao.  

I've seen Kegel exercises done with more artistic flair and performance.

Agreed. I much preferred last year's with Snoop, Eminem, and 50 cent. The music was catchy though. Only the thought of ridicule from my male friends kept me from getting up from my seat and dancing.