Im watching the half time show, im off to bed.

I dont get it, it looks like an olympic opening ceremony, i dont get the dancing, whats good about that? They keep grabbing their arses, ctotches, and making stupid movements, like they were keeping fit. The three Cygnets are better than this. This is what happens in the colonies. Class, british like, is reserved for Britain. Like Gary Glitter, and Showaddywaddy.

Nice to see you again aussie. Looks like my pound is safe, fly those birds, vodka flowing well. 1-52....Christina Applegate is calling....

The half time shows are always puke inducing.

Why are you so down on football?

(02-12-2023, 10:14 PM)Duchess Wrote: Why are you so down on football?

Corporate culture is an oxymoron. It's as appetizing as a plate of dog shit.

(02-12-2023, 10:07 PM)sally Wrote: The half time shows are always puke inducing.

This one went nowhere.  

It was as if Rhianna merged both Janet and Michael into her choreography.  "Touch myself and have army do my bidding."  White sperm army routine looked like old CCP films of the masses doing calisthenics under the watchful eye and picture of Mao.  

I've seen Kegel exercises done with more artistic flair and performance.

(02-12-2023, 10:14 PM)Duchess Wrote: Why are you so down on football?

It's not the game itself that I don't like. I've just never been a fan of comercialiized organizations that the masses worship and emotionally invest into, it's not for me. But what really started it was when I was a kid and had been waiting for months for Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure to come out on TV. My dad's stupid, fat fuck friend Dale came over to watch the steelers game the night it aired and we only had one TV. I've been bitter ever since.

I remember Pee-wee's Adult Adventure. Seemed kind of low-budget.

Speaking of which, is Steven Seagal still cranking out blockbusters?

last i heard he was banished to siberia.

(02-12-2023, 11:50 PM)sally Wrote: It's not the game itself that I don't like. I've just never been a fan of comercialiized organizations that the masses worship and emotionally invest into, it's not for me. But what really started it was when I was a kid and had been waiting for months for Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure to come out on TV. My dad's stupid, fat fuck friend Dale came over to watch the steelers game the night it aired and we only had one TV. I've been bitter ever since.

And that was enough to push you into the arms of bowling? Bowling!

(02-12-2023, 10:34 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(02-12-2023, 10:07 PM)sally Wrote: The half time shows are always puke inducing.

This one went nowhere.  

It was as if Rhianna merged both Janet and Michael into her choreography.  "Touch myself and have army do my bidding."  White sperm army routine looked like old CCP films of the masses doing calisthenics under the watchful eye and picture of Mao.  

I've seen Kegel exercises done with more artistic flair and performance.

Agreed. I much preferred last year's with Snoop, Eminem, and 50 cent. The music was catchy though. Only the thought of ridicule from my male friends kept me from getting up from my seat and dancing.

(02-13-2023, 06:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-12-2023, 11:50 PM)sally Wrote: It's not the game itself that I don't like. I've just never been a fan of comercialiized organizations that the masses worship and emotionally invest into, it's not for me. But what really started it was when I was a kid and had been waiting for months for Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure to come out on TV. My dad's stupid, fat fuck friend Dale came over to watch the steelers game the night it aired and we only had one TV. I've been bitter ever since.

And that was enough to push you into the arms of bowling? Bowling!

I don't watch bowling on TV, that's almost as boring as watching golf. Personally I like to watch jousting.

HUZZAH!  HUZZAH!

(02-12-2023, 09:50 PM)Duchess Wrote: *gasp* What. The. Fuck!

Go Birds!

There was an Australian on that team, it was on our news here. He looks like a tank.

(03-06-2023, 11:41 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: There was an Australian on that team, it was on our news here. He looks like a tank.

Jordan Mailata! He's a doll and sings like an angel. Him & Kelce are my favorite players. He's 6'8" and weighs 366.

He was too big for the rugby league here in Australia and that's when the USA took a look at him. I learned that on the news.

Probably the only man who could make me feel tiny standing next to him.  

Oh Duch, he is so unattractive. He needs a makeover.

Hubba Hubba! AND he's funny.

I take it back, I don't think a makeover is gonna cut it. Just accept him as he is.

Whenever I hear him speaking I think of you & Crash.