04-02-2016, 12:42 PM
I vote myself for asshole of the year. Verification can be given by any Mock poster, any real life GF current or previous, or any random family member, co-worker or internet fool who caught me on the wrong fucking day. My own brother just told me I have a degree in asshole, and that's why they call it a "bachelor's" and that fucker's on MY side. Shit, it ought to be a doctorate at this rate. Then I will make all you people call me Doctor Asshole.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.