Whats for breakfast?

[sally]

You haven't witnessed the magic between those two when they conversate about him? I actually feel bad sometimes to interrupt.

[crash]

I’ll take your word for it. Go to bed.

[Rootilda]

I'll give you a crash course. Lumpy has been a very bad girl over the years, but then she came back as Roo and  her and Duchess happened to hit it off because of their Trump hate. Now they just share all the Trump hate amongst each other and it's as gratifying as a do it yourself orgasm.

I have? Big fucking deal if I called Duchess a cunt, I've called most of you cunts in here.  You're a bunch of whiners, especially that bitter hag Cannongal, the civil war reenactment fucktard. I mean, seriously... "Cannongal"? Jesus Christ.

[crash]

I always wondered where that moniker came from.

All I remember is everyone being all twisted up about you posting a full body nude. I didn’t even get to see it. I mean it wasn’t that out of place on the board back in the day...sinister posted her saggy old fun bags, and so did that black ex-stripper chick. They were pretty ordinary too. Sal even posted hers, but I missed that too, and she refuses to show me no matter how nice I am to her or how many hints I swing her way..

Cracker did tell me it wasn’t that bad and she thought you had a pretty good body for your age and all the other old bitches protesting here at the time were just jealous. But cracker was funny like that.

Shit...that’d be over ten years ago now? How have you aged, LMPP? Would you still post a full bod nude on the internetz?

[Duchess]

You haven't witnessed the magic between those two when they conversate about him? 

All that means is that we are two of a very small number of Mockers who have more than a grain of common sense as compared to you moronic trump supporters. 

[Maggot]

  Now THAT made me LOL

[Duchess]

I live to make you laugh, honey. I want you to be happy. I want everyone I care about to be happy. 

[BigMark]

MAGIC PUSSY!

[Duchess]

...is magically delicious.

[Maggot]

...is magically delicious.

Now with Unicorns!!! 

[Duchess]

I just love the idea of magic pussy and I look forward to using it in a sentence outside of Mock.

[cannongal]

I pity Roo.  With previous screen names such as 'lumpy pussy ' and 'smegma '  I can't see anything with a dick wanting to get near her.  Although,  she might be a lesbian,   but I can't see other women wanting to get near that,  either.  Meh, what do I know

 
Now I actually have five minutes....what the actual fuck?

I know I don’t get here that much, but when did that happen? Can someone do an EiLi5 for me? I thought Lumpy posted a nude of herself here that a bunch of people too exception too, and then there was a blow up about the change of ownership and Lumpy told Duchess she was a Cunt and fucked off (or hot fucked off), never to return and here she is back with a shiny new user name? 

Soeaking of usernames, where that little het up box of giggles hiding? All uptight and self important sonewhere, I bet.

She started off here as lumpy pussy when Mock was first born.    She came back as 'smegma ' because she was too daft to figure out how to request a new password.    She got banned as smeg for I can't remember what,   and now as 'roo' she is Dutch's right hand bitch.      I wonder if her lips are chapped. 

I'll give you a crash course. Lumpy has been a very bad girl over the years, but then she came back as Roo and  her and Duchess happened to hit it off because of their Trump hate. Now they just share all the Trump hate amongst each other and it's as gratifying as a do it yourself orgasm.

I have? Big fucking deal if I called Duchess a cunt, I've called most of you cunts in here.  You're a bunch of whiners, especially that bitter hag Cannongal, the civil war reenactment fucktard. I mean, seriously... "Cannongal"? Jesus Christ.

Yes,  we whine because you can't even come up with a logical argument.   Anytime someone does,  you fall back to 'trump is bad'   we know he's bad you fucking cunt,   I can't believe that you think Biden is better.

[BigMark]

I want to hide until covid and the election is over.

[MirahM]

I'll give you a crash course. Lumpy has been a very bad girl over the years, but then she came back as Roo and  her and Duchess happened to hit it off because of their Trump hate. Now they just share all the Trump hate amongst each other and it's as gratifying as a do it yourself orgasm.

I have? Big fucking deal if I called Duchess a cunt, I've called most of you cunts in here.  You're a bunch of whiners, especially that bitter hag Cannongal, the civil war reenactment fucktard. I mean, seriously... "Cannongal"? Jesus Christ.

I want to be called cunt. EVERYONE CALL ME A CUNT DAMMIT!


And get back to eating your breakfast!

[crash]

So if Rootilda is LMPP, is Mirah FQ2 or Lukewarm_Water?

[Duchess]

Roo, that bumpkin cannongal is still going on & on & on. 

[BigMark]

Hey CUNT get on your knees!

[BigMark]

For fucks sake crash, get up I wasn't talking to you.

[Maggot]

Sometimes I skip breakfast and go right to lunch.

[cannongal]

So if Rootilda is LMPP, is Mirah FQ2 or Lukewarm_Water?

No,  mirah used to be 'love child'