Whats for breakfast?

[rothschild]

Not to sound like a complaining bitch, but if I don't change something, my life is going to be cut short from just drinking all day to get through the hum drum crap of taking care of everyone else. I have to change my karma or something.

Speaking as a self-medication expert, alcohol is a poor choice for most of us because it's a depressant. Ritalin, on the other hand, is pretty effing amazing. The best pharmaceutical I know of, bar none, and I consider it to be superior to cocaine, because the effects of cocaine are ridiculously short-lived and coming down is a horrible experience. That said, meditation and/or yoga would be a better and safer choice, but it takes time to get the benefits and you have to do it regularly.

Please do something, because you deserve to be happy!

[sally]

No one made an Easter Brunch with bloody Mary's and mimosas?

[Clang McFly]

No one made an Easter Brunch with bloody Mary's and mimosas?

I would have loved to eat an Easter Brunch with Bloody Mary's, but alas, my friends and family are all cigar smoking, golf, poker, Cornhole, and Pickleball playing old farts.

[Duchess]

No one made an Easter Brunch with bloody Mary's and mimosas?

I grabbed a blueberry poptart as I ran out the door to go for a ride.

[Clang McFly]

I had a salami, pepperoni, swiss cheese and spicy maple pickle sandwich, flaming hot doritos and sugar cookies.

[rothschild]

No one made an Easter Brunch with bloody Mary's and mimosas?

I grabbed a blueberry poptart as I ran out the door to go for a ride.

A pop-tart?

[Maggot]

If you're gonna eat a pop tart the blueberry is the best. 

[sally]

I hate pop tarts, I didnt even like them when I was a kid. I would say that if someone held a gun to my head and made me pick a flavor though, I'd pick blueberry.

[Duchess]

A pop-tart? 

Fight me.   

[rothschild]

A pop-tart? 

Fight me.   

Blueberry jello, no holds barred!

[Duchess]

The smell of eggs cooking makes me want to hurl.  

[Maggot]

You need bacon to hide that. Or maybe some sausage with a few dribbles of maple syrup on them.

[cannongal]

I love breakfast sausage in pure syrup.  Actually,  now that I think about it,  it's the only time I eat anything with syrup.

[MirahM]

Call me ignorant, but I didn't think eggs had a smell when cooking. Now I am going to pay attention.

[Duchess]

Maybe it's only freshly laid eggs that smell bad, I don't know, but I can hardly stand to even be in my home when I smell them cooking. It's revolting and the back of my throat is tightening just thinking about it.

[sally]

It's when you overcook eggs that they smell, they release sulfur and that is what you are smelling. You'll find that an 8 minute boiled egg will not smell like ones that have boiled longer. Same with scrambled eggs. If you cook them properly until they are just set they won't smell, overcook them and the smell is God awful. My husband overcooks scrambled eggs everytime and the smell is putrid, I won't even let him cook them anymore.

[Duchess]

 the smell is putrid

Thank you! I've said that so many times outside of Mock and people just don't get it. I think you're the first person ever to understand. Now I'll tell all those bitches that Sally agrees with me. 

[sally]

There is a very simple way to test it. Heat a pot of boiling water, drop you eggs in, set your timer for 8 minutes and then take off heat and run under cold water. No smell. Then try again and cook your eggs 10 plus minutes, horrendous smell.

[MirahM]

I love soft boiled eggs.

Duchess what if someone were cooking eggs with rosemarry or other spices? Or peppers or onions? I rarely cook eggs w/out any added flavors or ingredients.

I heard that i can feed scrambled eggs to my cat. So I tried it-cooked in butter-her reaction to them was pretty funny, she played with it and didn't eat it at all.

[Duchess]

Is anyone making Sunday breakfast?