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Where are you? What are you doing? Are you still in bed getting sexed up? I have sex on the brain like a 15 yr. old boy. Get your flabby asses in here.
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#2
Good morning!! It's a beautiful day here. I'm being lazy and playing words with friends while everyone is sleeping.
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#3
I'm watermarking all my fresh gore from the last few days.
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(06-15-2013, 09:29 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: I'm watermarking all my fresh gore from the last few days.

What a coincidence, I'm doing the same thing.
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(06-15-2013, 10:03 AM)sally Wrote:
(06-15-2013, 09:29 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: I'm watermarking all my fresh gore from the last few days.

What a coincidence, I'm doing the same thing.

hah
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(06-15-2013, 08:09 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Where are you? What are you doing? Are you still in bed getting sexed up? I have sex on the brain like a 15 yr. old boy. Get your flabby asses in here.

Sorry. I slept in late today and then I mowed the lawn, watched some TV, went to Church, and then went food shopping. I'm here now though(finally).
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(06-15-2013, 10:03 AM)sally Wrote:
(06-15-2013, 09:29 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: I'm watermarking all my fresh gore from the last few days.

What a coincidence, I'm doing the same thing.

hah I think we all are.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(06-16-2013, 01:28 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(06-15-2013, 10:03 AM)sally Wrote:
(06-15-2013, 09:29 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: I'm watermarking all my fresh gore from the last few days.

What a coincidence, I'm doing the same thing.

hah I think we all are.

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(06-15-2013, 10:57 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sorry. I slept in late today and then I mowed the lawn, watched some TV, went to Church, and then went food shopping. I'm here now though(finally).

Have you got genetically modified grass or something? You always seem to be mowing that fucking lawn.
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#10
Most people now the grass once a week. Not once a month like you do CN.
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(06-16-2013, 04:27 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Most people now the grass once a week. Not once a month like you do CN.

Correct.hahBlowing-kisses
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(06-16-2013, 10:09 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-16-2013, 04:27 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Most people now the grass once a week. Not once a month like you do CN.

Correct.hahBlowing-kisses

I think Clang's mother should buy him a John Deere for Christmas. He might turn into a gun nut, however.
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(06-16-2013, 10:33 PM)sally Wrote:
(06-16-2013, 10:09 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-16-2013, 04:27 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Most people now the grass once a week. Not once a month like you do CN.

Correct.hahBlowing-kisses

I think Clang's mother should buy him a John Deere for Christmas. He might turn into a gun nut, however.

The pushmower is much better for working off my belly rolls. And ensures I get 45 minutes to an hour of exercise once a week.
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(06-16-2013, 04:27 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Most people now the grass once a week. Not once a month like you do CN.

You must have fucked up grass in septicland. A week after I mow my lawn there is virtually no detectable growth whatsoever.
Anyway clang needs the fucking exercise more than I do.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#15
That's because even grass doesn't want to put any effort into growth once it finds out it's fucking English. I mean, what would be the point?
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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(06-17-2013, 11:00 AM)Donovan Wrote: That's because even grass doesn't want to put any effort into growth once it finds out it's fucking English. I mean, what would be the point?

hah
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(06-17-2013, 11:00 AM)Donovan Wrote: That's because even grass doesn't want to put any effort into growth once it finds out it's fucking English. I mean, what would be the point?

Maybe it would grow faster if I had a massive army of wetbacks crossing my countries borders everyday willing to fight each other for the right to water it and tend to it for a dollar a day?
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#18
What can I say? Everyone loves America.
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#19
I would be worried about the hispanification of your wonderful country if I was you. Nearly 17% of your total population is hispanic now estimates say by 2050 it will be over 30%. At that rate cinco de mayo is going to eclipse the 4th of july as Americas most popular holiday.

As for everyone loving America? You will be pleased to know the stars and stripes is one of the most popular flags around the world. The only difference is most of the time its on fire.
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#20
I would say Iran is the most racist country in the world. England has been assimilated by the arabs already and is a lost cause. Spain is not far behind. France is holding on for dear life and Germany will kick your ass out if you fuck with them to much.
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