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Presidential race 2016
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09-23-2016, 10:18 PM
I'll bet up to five people $100 Trump will win, this offer is good for 48 hours.
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09-23-2016, 10:26 PM
Alright Biggie, I'll take that bet.
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09-23-2016, 10:51 PM
(spits in hand) Shake!
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09-23-2016, 11:40 PM
(09-23-2016, 10:51 PM)BigMark Wrote: (spits in hand) Shake!

You're on. HRC and I are gonna clobber you and DJT like female super heroes, Biggie.

And.......I know that's not spit!!

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09-24-2016, 12:57 AM
In some cultures you would be considered to be married after the sperm shake.
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09-24-2016, 02:52 AM
(09-24-2016, 12:57 AM)BigMark Wrote: In some cultures you would be considered to be married after the sperm shake.

Don't try to get me to back out; you're stuck with Donald J until I take your money on November 8th.

And, I'd still accept your bet if we lived in a place where that was the predominant culture.........so long as a quickie divorce could be gotten for less than $95.

Even a $5 profit would probably go a long a way in such a primitive environment.
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09-24-2016, 06:14 AM


I don't have anything nice to say about any person who would vote for Donald Trump.

...and that's really saying something because I'm a lovely person, I'm kind & generous, I'm affectionate & loving and when I care about people there is nothing I wouldn't do for them to keep them happy and content.

I can't stand that cocksucka and it boggles my mind that anyone would think he is qualified to be the President of the United States.
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09-24-2016, 07:56 AM
(09-24-2016, 06:14 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'm affectionate & loving and when I care about people there is nothing I wouldn't do for them to keep them happy and content.
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Do you care about me????? Cause if you do, I have a list of things that you can do to make me happy, or should I say satisified.
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09-24-2016, 08:22 AM
(09-24-2016, 06:14 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't have anything nice to say about any person who would vote for Donald Trump.

...and that's really saying something because I'm a lovely person, I'm kind & generous, I'm affectionate & loving and when I care about people there is nothing I wouldn't do for them to keep them happy and content.

I can't stand that cocksucka and it boggles my mind that anyone would think he is qualified to be the President of the United States.


IMHO:
Many People are fed up with politics as usual, and want change.
The same people believe Hillary would be tantamount to same old same old.

Unfortunately, the Donald is promising major changes and the people voting for him believe he will bring change. Some may be good changes, and some may be really bad changes. The gravity of the changes would be determined by how much the Donald would take the advice of his hopefully level headed advisors.

Scary times.
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09-24-2016, 11:06 AM
(09-24-2016, 07:56 AM)pyropappy Wrote: Do you care about me????? Cause if you do, I have a list of things that you can do to make me happy, or should I say satisified.


Jesus, Pappy, I'm toothless and covered in hair, you sure you want a piece of that?
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09-24-2016, 11:11 AM
(09-24-2016, 08:22 AM)Carsman Wrote: The gravity of the changes would be determined by how much the Donald would take the advice of his hopefully level headed advisors.

Scary times.


His advisors are as bad as he is. They regurgitate his lies daily.
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09-24-2016, 11:25 AM
Where are you going to tattoo his likeness?
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09-24-2016, 12:28 PM
(09-24-2016, 11:25 AM)BigMark Wrote: Where are you going to tattoo his likeness?


Hush yur mouf and take me out to eat. I'm famished.
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09-24-2016, 02:12 PM
(09-24-2016, 11:06 AM)Duchess Wrote: Jesus, Pappy, I'm toothless and covered in hair, you sure you want a piece of that?[/i][/size]

me too, a match made in heaven, er, maybe a bit south of that
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09-24-2016, 02:26 PM
If you do it on the inside of your thigh you can do different hair styles for him.
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09-24-2016, 02:34 PM
(09-24-2016, 02:26 PM)BigMark Wrote: If you do it on the inside of your thigh you can do different hair styles for him.


I'm not going to shut up about that crazy cocksucker until Hillary squashes him like a bug & then there might be a brief period of gloating. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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09-24-2016, 03:08 PM
Clinton might win but then again she might not. As long as the pubs keep the house and Senate what difference does it make? I have been seeing more Trump signs lately though usually the big ones. I've seen his signs on the university lawn and figured they would get beat up but they've been there almost 2 weeks now and nobody has touched them. I have noticed more people from her side getting a bit crazy but have yet to see a Trump person flipping out over Clinton. Its a really strange election this time.
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09-24-2016, 04:09 PM


So...Mark Cuban tweets - Just got a front row seat to watch Hillary Clinton overwhelm Donald Trump at the Humbling on the Hofstra on Monday. It is on!

Trump tweets - If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to sit in the front row maybe I will put Gennifer Flowers right alongside of him.

Mark tweets - Donald. Remember when you told me on the phone we were Bobbsi twins and I laughed?

Gennifer Flowers tweets - Hi Donald. You know I am in your corner and will definitely be at the debate.

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09-24-2016, 04:16 PM
God, Trump's supporters are enabling the man to successfully turn the U.S. Presidential race into a lame-ass drama reality show. I hope Clinton avoids getting down into the gutter with him -- I think it's beneath her and most Americans.
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09-24-2016, 04:24 PM


The bar is set so low for that fucker. It will be a good night for him if he doesn't froth at the mouth.

I want to see Hillary eviscerate him. Good luck, Hill!
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