MAKE A MOCK MATCH

[HairOfTheDog]

No apology necessary, Donovan.

That same old tune always gets MS dancing, which just makes me shake my head and smile at this point.

[Donovan]

I eagerly await his retort which will no doubt involve my “masculine” wife shoving something else up my arsehole.

His fear and suspicion of strong women rearing its ugly head again.

I have no desire to learn any more sordid details of how much stuff your mistress crams in your poopchute. You've told us way too much. Instead of the fjords you should take her to Holland, they got a lot of dykes there. She'll feel right at home.

[Donovan]

Donovan is a big Meanie fan club. Seriously, you bitches sure nurse a grudge.

FFS!

What type of person even thinks along the lines of promoting, recruiting, associating or dissolving a member "fan club"?

Ask the members. I bet they have a meeting coming up any day now. I suspect you'll be a member soon enough if you say something stupid enough to get my attention. You've come close once or twice but mostly you're low hanging fruit.

[BlueTiki]

Ask the members. I bet they have a meeting coming up any day now. I suspect you'll be a member soon enough if you say something stupid enough to get my attention. You've come close once or twice but mostly you're low hanging fruit.

I weep at the prospect you will shun me in spite of my brilliance and insight.

Fag.

[Midwest Spy]

No apology necessary, Donovan.

That same old tune always gets MS dancing, which just makes me shake my head and smile at this point.

HotD, I hope you understand my angst.

Remember .38 Special's 'Fantasy Girl'?

Well, you're my cyber fantasy girl, and to have these guys always insinuate you're a guy, makes me a little nervous.

Nothing a couple of PM's couldn't take care of.

[Duchess]

“what the hell do you think you are doing with your life cinnamon nimrod?”

[Clang McFly]

Bunch of rich bitches looking down their noses at us poor slobs in this thread(Duchess excluded).

Money does not not equal success/happiness.

[Duchess]

(Duchess excluded).

Why am I excluded?

[sally]

Money does not not equal success/happiness.

Well in that case stop accepting it from the government then, motherfucker. Go live out in the woods and make your bras and panties out of fig leaves. Maybe Donovan will share his tent with you and you can eat granola and braid each others ass hair.

[HairOfTheDog]

No apology necessary, Donovan.

That same old tune always gets MS dancing, which just makes me shake my head and smile at this point.

HotD, I hope you understand my angst.

Sorry, MS. No comprende.

One guy, very rarely, tossing out debunked old gender troll bait.

One fish with rusty old hook caught in his mouth, every single time. Tis you.

I think you'd have better luck claiming "chronic gullibility" as a side effect of your Irritable Bowel Syndrome than blaming it on anyone else.

Sure, IBS is kind of a shitty excuse, but you can run with it. See what I did there, Mr. Limpet?

[BlueTiki]

Money does not not equal success/happiness.

Yeah . . .

Nothing screams "I've made it and couldn't be happier!" than poverty, food stamps and living with at home with your parents . . . due to economic and emotional necessity.

Slap some Dijon Ketchup on your food bank meal.

And then thank some rich bitch for the donation.

[sally]

Not to mention he doesn't have a bedroom door and uses a sheet as a window treatment. Happy, Happy!

[Midwest Spy]

No apology necessary, Donovan.

That same old tune always gets MS dancing, which just makes me shake my head and smile at this point.

HotD, I hope you understand my angst.

Sorry, MS. No comprende.

One guy, very rarely, tossing out debunked old gender troll bait.

One fish with rusty old hook caught in his mouth, every single time. Tis you.

I think you'd have better luck claiming "chronic gullibility" as a side effect of your Irritable Bowel Syndrome than blaming it on anyone else.

Sure, IBS is kind of a shitty excuse, but you can run with it. See what I did there, Mr. Limpet?

I hate Donovan for reeling me in every time.

You're a beautiful woman, HotD.

[sally]

User told me that HotD ranks top 5 of the best looking penises she's seen.

[username]

User told me that HotD ranks top 5 of the best looking penises she's ever seen.

[BlueTiki]

User told me that HotD ranks top 5 of the best looking penises she's seen.

User has only seen four.

When she hits six, let us know.

[username]

User told me that HotD ranks top 5 of the best looking penises she's seen.

User has only seen four.

Pfft...I saw four in one night once.

[Donovan]

Prom night?

[Midwest Spy]

User told me that HotD ranks top 5 of the best looking penises she's seen.

User has only seen four.

Pfft...I saw four in one night once.

Let's see....

One in your ass.

One in your snatch.

One in your left hand.

One in your right hand.

You have an aversion to sucking cock?

[Donovan]

I only say the "hotdog is an man" troll in the fondest way possible. I never really believed it, she put that to bed a loonnngg time ago...but it's our special 'thing.'

No matter what happens...we'll always have her penis.