RUNNING WITH THE BULLS

[Duchess]

I can't help but feel these people are fucked in the head. Wouldn't you agree?

Poor bulls :(

[Cynical Ninja]

I wouldn't take part in it on moral grounds.

All of the bulls involved in the run are killed in a bullring after the run has finished.

[Duchess]

Wah

[Cynical Ninja]

I know, fucking spics and their cruelty to animals.

They just recently stopped a religious ceremony in rural Spain where every year they would push a live donkey to its death from a high church tower.

[Duchess]

every year they would push a live donkey to its death from a high church tower.

I don't understand that kind of thing! That makes me want to push one of them to their death.

[crash]

The Spanish have some cool traditions, but they really are cunts when it comes to animal cruelty. Bullfighting is the most cowardly sport on the planet.

[Cynical Ninja]

I love it when one of the matadors gets gored by a bull but at the end of the day the bull is always the loser.

[Midwest Spy]

I know, fucking spics and their cruelty to animals.

They just recently stopped a religious ceremony in rural Spain where every year they would push a live donkey to its death from a high church tower.

It's not like the donkey KNOWS whats coming though.

Or...

Is it blindfolded and offered a cigarette?

[Duchess]

It's not like the donkey KNOWS whats coming though.

That's irrelevant, you fucker!

[Cynical Ninja]

It's not like the donkey KNOWS whats coming though.

Or...

Is it blindfolded and offered a cigarette?

I think it knows what's coming when it is pushed off the church tower and is hurtling towards the ground.

Carrots are the last thing on its mind.

[Duchess]

I could put a bullet in an animal abuser without a second thought.

[Cynical Ninja]

It's not like the donkey KNOWS whats coming though.

That's irrelevant, you fucker!

It is completely irrelevant.

I could shoot a kitten in the face with a shotgun and it wouldn't KNOW what's coming but that doesn't make it right does it MSG?

[username]

I despise bullfighting. I saw some recent footage of a matador getting tossed around by a bull and I wanted to applaud that damn bull.

It's a horrible "sport" and it's disgusting that there are still people fighting to keep it. It's been banned in several regions; hopefully that will spread.

[Cynical Ninja]

In Japan they used to have bullrings in Okinawa where they would make bulls fight each other.

The nips can trump any nation for sheer cruelty.

[BlueTiki]

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight.

Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish.

The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"



A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.

The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."

The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"

"No," the guide replied, "that's our number two sport."



After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof.

Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net.

He refused and loudly proclaimed, "I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire."

The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over until the firemen got really sick and tired of hearing it.

Finally, when the flames began to scorch his butt, Jose announced he had changed his mind, was ready to jump and then leaped off the rooftop.

As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, "Ole!" and quickly moved it aside.

[Duchess]

I've eaten bull's balls *gags* I was unaware of it at the time though. Have you ever eaten regularly at a friend's house and you don't ask what they are having because it's ALWAYS wonderful? That was me. I had a boss who often used to feed me when I arrived for work.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I served Raccoon Chili at a birthday party once. Everyone raved about how good it was and wanted to know what was in it. I held off for several hours before telling them. Surprisingly enough they came to the next party but asked before eating what was in it.
Never ran with the bulls, always thought it would be fun. Bullfighting has always seemed stupid, I was taught never to play with food.
Give the bull a sword, that would make it more even

[ramseycat]

I've eaten bull's balls *gags* I was unaware of it at the time though. Have you ever eaten regularly at a friend's house and you don't ask what they are having because it's ALWAYS wonderful? That was me. I had a boss who often used to feed me when I arrived for work.

What?!?! Someone fed you balls and didn't tell you? That is beyond unacceptable. Rude. Inconsiderate. Tacky. I really cannot find a word to describe it. But I would be PISSED that's for sure.

[F.U.]

You gals act like you have never had balls in your mouth before. Whats the big deal?
If they served cooked cow pussy I would give it a try. LMAO!!

[ramseycat]

You gals act like you have never had balls in your mouth before. Whats the big deal?
If they served cooked cow pussy I would give it a try. LMAO!!

SMH...