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I feel like I'm having to take my clothes off
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#21
08-06-2013, 10:33 PM
(08-06-2013, 08:51 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Welcome to the forum.

Dana, you should feel honoured that I even bothered to insult you in your original thread back in the day.
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08-06-2013, 10:37 PM
(08-06-2013, 10:32 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(08-06-2013, 10:30 PM)username Wrote: He's probably just busy sucking B2G's cock.

Is that BG1's "sister"?

B2. His son?

I went to a doctor's appointment today only to find out I was a day early. It's been one of those months. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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08-06-2013, 10:41 PM
(08-06-2013, 08:29 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(08-05-2013, 11:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If you graduate from this thread without crying too hard, see you in the halls of Mock.

Damned user whipped out the rubber and scared this one off.

Spy's gonna be pissed.

How come the really hot ones leave before I get a chance to creep 'em out?
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08-08-2013, 03:59 PM
(08-06-2013, 10:41 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: How come the really hot ones leave before I get a chance to creep 'em out?

The immediately smell the rohypnol you put into the cocktails you prepare for them.
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08-08-2013, 05:59 PM
Many moons ago I was accepting an old girlfriend back to stay at my apartment after not seeing her for like 6 months and I helped her unpack some stuff into a bureau. As I was putting stuff away her purse fell over and out came 6-7 condoms labeled XXX-large. I looked at her and said "What the hell!" and in that moment it dawned on me......I should never repeat this. But here I am after the scars have healed.
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08-08-2013, 06:12 PM
I can imagine you being one of the most likely beings who would want to fuck or kill his ass
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08-08-2013, 07:39 PM


Oops. I misunderstood, I thought she had them because she was staying with Maggotyboo. I refrained from posting a slutty-like post because even I was a little weirded out thinking about him like that. He's my pal!
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09-11-2013, 08:02 AM
Dammit, I was hoping to step on a bug today and listen to it pop. hah
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09-11-2013, 08:03 AM


I thought I was the only one around. I'll look for you next time I see a spammer. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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09-11-2013, 03:06 PM
Hey..did trujac ever take its' clothes off???
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09-12-2013, 06:17 PM
(08-06-2013, 10:37 PM)username Wrote:
(08-06-2013, 10:32 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(08-06-2013, 10:30 PM)username Wrote: He's probably just busy sucking B2G's cock.

Is that BG1's "sister"?
B2. His son?
Easy... My kids a bruiser.
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09-13-2013, 09:54 AM
(09-11-2013, 03:06 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Hey..did trujac ever take its' clothes off???

Are you posting naked again?
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