Come at me bro

[BlueTiki]

I know many musicians (some famous, some not) who hold me and my body of work in high regard.

You're enamored with me. I get that a lot.

I'm sure you're a hit during Open Mike Night.

Or maybe the crowd is there for the half-priced appetizers? Who knows?

It's unfortunate that the folks on the business end of music industry don't see what your "friends" see in you. In fact (as you failed to mention one) it is doubtful you even have an agent . . . and they're a dime a dozen.

It's unfortunate that those who hold you in high regard lack the funds to promote your highly regarded "body of work", too.

How could I not be enamored by a trolling faggot who uses emoticons with every post?

It's a weakness.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm going to have to ask you to step to the back of the line sir. Grammar nazi's get their shot at the bottom of the hour.

Typing genere instead of genre isn't just bad grammar its bad genetics.

[HairOfTheDog]

Congratulations on gaining some vision after 30 years in the dark, BG1.

I believe that you're the first professionally acclaimed heavy metal musician to grace the halls of Mock. Mastering your particular instrument while lacking sight is impressive, indeed. You have a good ear, I take it.

Anyway, can't tell you how long I've been itching to meet a man who can play "Breaking the Law" on the accordion. Do you know that one? I bet you bloody do and I bet all the girls wanna fuck you, too!

So, welcome. I'm giddy that you've chosen to join us and suspect that you might incite a bit of head-banging right here at Mock.

[Blindgreed1]

I know many musicians (some famous, some not) who hold me and my body of work in high regard.

You're enamored with me. I get that a lot.

I'm sure you're a hit during Open Mike Night.

Or maybe the crowd is there for the half-priced appetizers? Who knows?

It's unfortunate that the folks on the business end of music industry don't see what your "friends" see in you. In fact (as you failed to mention one) it is doubtful you even have an agent . . . and they're a dime a dozen.

It's unfortunate that those who hold you in high regard lack the funds to promote your highly regarded "body of work", too.

How could I not be enamored by a trolling faggot who uses emoticons with every post?

It's a weakness.

So... what? You expect me to name drop and by doing so it will somehow validate what i'm saying? I fail to see the logic in that. You clearly have no idea of how the industry works today, yet you're full of assumptions. I've made money off my music (I still get royalty cheques from time to time as well). I've toured the world on someone else's dime and had a great time doing it. That was long ago my friend. I doubt there is a contract out there that I'd sign to tour again. It takes a lot out of you and i'm not as young and flexible as I used to be. Not to mention I am a single parent with one in college and the other in HS.

[Jimbone]

How on earth the one sperm who created this gem was able to gain egg entry first is surely a mystery.

Then again, maybe it was the egg that was full retard.

[Cynical Ninja]

“None of this pays my bills however its a labour of love”.

“I've made money from my music (I still get royalty cheques from time to time as well”.

Which is it then? You've fundamentally contradicted yourself and you've only been here 2 minutes.

[Blindgreed1]

Congratulations on gaining some vision after 30 years in the dark, BG1.

I believe that you're the first professionally acclaimed heavy metal musician to grace the halls of Mock. Mastering your particular instrument while lacking sight is impressive, indeed. You have a good ear, I take it.

Anyway, can't tell you how long I've been itching to meet a man who can play "Breaking the Law" on the accordion. Do you know that one? I bet you bloody do and I bet all the girls wanna fuck you, too!

So, welcome. I'm giddy that you've chosen to join us and suspect that you might incite a bit of head-banging right here at Mock.

In time I could probably figure out how to bang "Breaking the Law" out on an accordion. I've never picked one up before but with a little noodling I'm sure I could make it happen. I do alright with the ladies. My first instrument is my throat, second guitar. And thank you for the warm welcome.

[BlueTiki]

So... what? You expect me to name drop and by doing so it will somehow validate what i'm saying?

You clearly have no idea of how the industry works today, yet you're full of assumptions.

That was long ago my friend. I doubt there is a contract out there that I'd sign to tour again.

Awwww . . . no emoticon and now defensive!

I don't think I made myself clear, so I'll repeat my previous position and maybe . . . maybe . . . your alleged Wildcat education might be able to process the message over your hurt.

"I think you are a talentless hack." Why you would think I wanted a parade of names is beyond me. (As an aside and relying on your faggot tendencies . . . is this an appropriate time to insert a laughing emoticon?)

You've been here for what . . . all of a day and you assert with certainty that I am unfamiliar with the music industry of today? So . . . I guess that means I have experience of how it worked when you were in your prime? Now, who's making assumptions, faggot?

However, I'll give you the fact there isn't a contract out there for you . . . even if you signed on as a Roadie.

No one in the biz wants you.

Now dry your tears and focus on your glory days.

See . . . there's that smile!

[Blindgreed1]

“None of this pays my bills however its a labour of love”.

“I've made money from my music (I still get royalty cheques from time to time as well”.

Which is it then? You've fundamentally contradicted yourself and you've only been here 2 minutes.

I don't believe I did. Is it a difficult concept for you? Let me break it down then (reading is haaaard)... I have made money off my music in the past, but I don't do that anymore. I do it now because I enjoy it and it's in my blood. The word "I've" should have been a dead giveaway for a proper grammar nazi such as yourself, but alas... I've given you too much credit. LMFAO.

[Blindgreed1]

So... what? You expect me to name drop and by doing so it will somehow validate what i'm saying?

You clearly have no idea of how the industry works today, yet you're full of assumptions.

That was long ago my friend. I doubt there is a contract out there that I'd sign to tour again.

Awwww . . . no emoticon and now defensive!

I don't think I made myself clear, so I'll repeat my previous position and maybe . . . maybe . . . your alleged Wildcat education might be able to process the message over your hurt.

"I think you are a talentless hack." Why you would think I wanted a parade of names is beyond me. (As an aside and relying on your faggot tendencies . . . is this an appropriate time to insert a laughing emoticon?)

You've been here for what . . . all of a day and you assert with certainty that I am unfamiliar with the music industry of today? So . . . I guess that means I have experience of how it worked when you were in your prime? Now, who's making assumptions, faggot?

However, I'll give you the fact there isn't a contract out there for you . . . even if you signed on as a Roadie.

No one in the biz wants you.

Now dry your tears and focus on your glory days.

See . . . there's that smile!

I'm not even a little bit butthurt or defensive. I'm just warming up to you folks is all. Your smack is pretty weak compared to what I'm used to.
I'm not making any assumptions, I'm just responding to what you typed. They're your words and they express little to no knowledge of how the industry works today or yesterday. I'm not trying to be a dick, I just don't feel as though you're qualified to discuss it. If you can prove me wrong, I will admit defeat but you haven't shown me anything more than a Rolling Stone subscriber's level of knowledge to date. :winkyface:

[Blindgreed1]

3 Pages so far. I'm a hit here!

[Jimbone]

3 Pages so far. I'm a hit here!

Wrong. 3 pages in and not already a member? You're doing it wrong...

Don't get me wrong, I love a good troll session. But this one doesn't even rate.

[HairOfTheDog]

In time I could probably figure out how to bang "Breaking the Law" out on an accordion. I've never picked one up before but with a little noodling I'm sure I could make it happen. I do alright with the ladies. My first instrument is my throat, second guitar. And thank you for the warm welcome.

You're welcome.

Ahhh, you're a front man.

No need to noodle on my account. You just struck me as a squeeze box kinda guy for some reason.

The spoons and the triangle would have been my next guesses. Now I know better; you've sucked all the mystery out of our relationship, already.

No worries. I guess it's down to gettin-to-know-each-other chit chat.

So, I'm a music lover, too - all genres. I like Scottish rock bands a lot; Nazareth in particular. Hence, the clever username and avatar.

What's your most frequently played/requested cover, BG1?

[Duchess]

Wrong. 3 pages in and not already a member? You're doing it wrong...

He's in now. I made him wait because I always get such a raft of shit if y'all think I let them in too quickly.

[ramseycat]

I am recognized as an artist among my peers. I know many musicians (some famous, some not) who hold me and my body of work in high regard.

You're enamored with me. I get that a lot.

If tiki has bullseyed you as her new forum chew toy I'm going to pull up a chair open a bag of peanuts and revel in the ensuing carnage.

Blind for 30 years huh? The physical benefits from masturbating for less than 15 times a day are well worth it yes?

Masterbating makes you go blind. HAHAHAHAHA
I remember hearing that years ago.

How did you get your sight BG1?

[Jimbone]

He's in now. I made him wait because I always get such a raft of shit if y'all think I let them in too quickly.

He passed your troll scanners? Or are you leaving him to us?

Because a number in your username is dead giveaway.

[BlueTiki]

I'm not even a little bit butthurt or defensive.

Your smack is pretty weak compared to what I'm used to.

I'm not making any assumptions . . .

I just don't feel as though you're qualified to discuss it.

If you can prove me wrong, I will admit defeat :winkyface:

Awww . . .

You ARE defensive and butthurt, faggot!

If not and the "smack" was weak, you'd have moved on . . . but it's stuck in your craw and choking you with every post.

Gimme a minute . . . I need to dry my eyes.

I'm hurt, dammit, that YOU don't "feel" I have the requisite understanding of the biz to have a discussion!

Especially since you've demonstrated a wealth of knowledge on the subject.

"Admit defeat . . . "

You've confirmed to me what is really important to you about this forum and that you view exchanges in terms of Victory or Defeat.

Poor IRL ignored, faggot!

[Duchess]

He passed your troll scanners?

Yup. I'm certain he's not what all of us would define as a troll.

[username]

He passed your troll scanners?

Yup. I'm certain he's not what all of us would define as a troll.

Finally. It's been awhile since we've got to keep one.

Welcome, homo. Don't mind Tiki. She's pretty much an equal opportunity hater. However, if you're black, I'd keep it on the down low. She'd probably shoot you AND take your Skittles.

[Jimbone]

Finally. It's been awhile since we've got to keep one.

Don't go getting attached. I suspect it won't be around much or for long.