Come at me bro

[Duchess]

I like for us to keep everyone that has a genuine interest in participating but unfortunately many of them have another agenda.

[username]

Hmmmm....I think I'll call our new member wonder boy.

[Blindgreed1]

I'm not even a little bit butthurt or defensive.

Your smack is pretty weak compared to what I'm used to.

I'm not making any assumptions . . .

I just don't feel as though you're qualified to discuss it.

If you can prove me wrong, I will admit defeat :winkyface:

Awww . . .

You ARE defensive and butthurt, faggot!

If not and the "smack" was weak, you'd have moved on . . . but it's stuck in your craw and choking you with every post.

Gimme a minute . . . I need to dry my eyes.

I'm hurt, dammit, that YOU don't "feel" I have the requisite understanding of the biz to have a discussion!

Especially since you've demonstrated a wealth of knowledge on the subject.

"Admit defeat . . . "

You've confirmed to me what is really important to you about this forum and that you view exchanges in terms of Victory or Defeat.

Poor IRL ignored, faggot!

Another swing and a miss. Is this your first time trading insults or are you still in puberty?

[Blindgreed1]

In time I could probably figure out how to bang "Breaking the Law" out on an accordion. I've never picked one up before but with a little noodling I'm sure I could make it happen. I do alright with the ladies. My first instrument is my throat, second guitar. And thank you for the warm welcome.

You're welcome.

Ahhh, you're a front man.

No need to noodle on my account. You just struck me as a squeeze box kinda guy for some reason.

The spoons and the triangle would have been my next guesses. Now I know better; you've sucked all the mystery out of our relationship, already.

No worries. I guess it's down to gettin-to-know-each-other chit chat.

So, I'm a music lover, too - all genres. I like Scottish rock bands a lot; Nazareth in particular. Hence, the clever username and avatar.

What's your most frequently played/requested cover, BG1?

Children Of The Grave and Baba O'Reily. Most recently I did Christian Woman on a Peter Steele tribute album that did quite well here and across the pond.
You should check out Bullet For My Valentine. They're Scottish and pretty popular with the ladies.
I'm not black, but my sister is. I'm Scttish, Irish, German and Russian Jew.

[BlueTiki]

Another swing and a miss. Is this your first time trading insults or are you still in puberty?

And here I thought you were trying to be forthright and inquisitive . . . but you were trying to be insulting and ZOOM! . . . I missed it completely.

Wow! You're good!

Not trimming the quotes equals butthurt faggot.

So does the following zinger: "Another swing and a miss . . . "

Do tell what other sites you frequent, as that is an entirely new and original retort, never before to have appeared within this forum.

[Cynical Ninja]

I have made money off my music in the past, but I don't do that anymore.

“I still get royalty cheques from time to time”.

Royalty cheques equal money, money (the last time I checked) can pay bills! Can it not Bob Dylan?

Either you have and I quote “made money from my music” which could be used to pay bills or “it doesn't pay the bills its a labour of love”.

Now which is it you stoopid motherfucker?

Because saying both those things without taking a breath is like saying “ I did not kill that man I just murdered his ass” dipshit.

[Blindgreed1]

Another swing and a miss. Is this your first time trading insults or are you still in puberty?

And here I thought you were trying to be forthright and inquisitive . . . but you were trying to be insulting and ZOOM! . . . I missed it completely.

Wow! You're good!

Not trimming the quotes equals butthurt faggot.

So does the following zinger: "Another swing and a miss . . . "

Do tell what other sites you frequent, as that is an entirely new and original retort, never before to have appeared within this forum.

I see... You're the local "rate a post" poster here. Every sight has one. So do they pay you for this service or do you offer it up for free? Speaking of free stuff... Are you still blowing filthy homeless dudes down at the shelter on the weekends? <---------- Just for you.

[Duchess]

I could understand "I didn't murder him but I did kill him".

[Blindgreed1]

I have made money off my music in the past, but I don't do that anymore.

“I still get royalty cheques from time to time”.

Royalty cheques equal money, money (the last time I checked) can pay bills! Can it not Bob Dylan?

Either you have and I quote “made money from my music” which could be used to pay bills or “it doesn't pay the bills its a labour of love”.

Now which is it you stoopid motherfucker?

Because saying both those things without taking a breath is like saying “ I did not kill that man I just murdered his ass” dipshit.

Or the ammount of money received wouldn't go far towards paying bills numb nuts. You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you? Furthermore, your sentence "I did not kill that man I just murdered his ass" would have a completely different meaning if it were spoken by a homosexual man now wouldn't it? Hmmmm? Yeah, if you've had enough of my filthy chimp hole in your face for one day, go ahaed and sit the rest of the game out. :winkyface: <----------- For Tiki.

[Blindgreed1]

I could understand "I didn't murder him but I did kill him".

You must be a rocket surgeon. ;-)

[Cynical Ninja]

I could understand "I didn't murder him but I did kill him".

“I make no money from it its a labour of love”

”I have made money from my music I still get royalty cheques”

He's another hypocrite duch who has contradicted himself on a fundamental level.

[Blindgreed1]

I could understand "I didn't murder him but I did kill him".

“I make no money from it its a labour of love”

”I have made money from my music I still get royalty cheques”

He's another hypocrite duch who has contradicted himself on a fundamental level.

You spelled asshole incorrectly

[BlueTiki]

I see... You're the local "rate a post" poster here.

Nah . . . it's just in my blood.

It's been confirmed by hematologist. One with a MD.

Unlike your phlebotomy credential.

"Every site has one . . . "

Golly, faggot . . . I coulda sworn I asked what other sites you visit for your thieving and recycling of mediocre responses and you AGAIN ignore a genuine and polite request and toss the tired fellating the homeless nugget instead.

Although my time as an A&R girl was limited, I can't recall any of the prospects in my charge ever referring to their instrument as the "Throat".

I'm wondering how many more layers of faggot you are still hiding?

[Jimbone]

I'm wondering how many more layers of faggot you are still hiding?

It would appear that we have not even scratched the surface yet.

And his spelling is on par with ramsey.

[Blindgreed1]

I see... You're the local "rate a post" poster here.

Nah . . . it's just in my blood.

It's been confirmed by hematologist. One with a MD.

Unlike your phlebotomy credential.

"Every site has one . . . "

Golly, faggot . . . I coulda sworn I asked what other sites you visit for your thieving and recycling of mediocre responses and you AGAIN ignore a genuine and polite request and toss the tired fellating the homeless nugget instead.

Although my time as an A&R girl was limited, I can't recall any of the prospects in my charge ever referring to their instrument as the "Throat".

I'm wondering how many more layers of faggot you are still hiding?

I don't perform phlebotomy, and you know an MD that is a hematologist? That's a rare bird.

It's likely that your "prospects" weren't very metal. And if you were an A&R girl, why haven't you brought me a sammich and some ice cold beer yet? Hop to it hop sing!

As far as the other sites I frequent, I'd like to keep that under my hat for now because there's only room in those sites for one pompus asshole and I pretty much have that covered. :laughyface:

As far as how many layers of faggot I'm hiding... If rollerblading in a red tutu, matching goggles and knee high tube socks is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[Blindgreed1]

I'm wondering how many more layers of faggot you are still hiding?

It would appear that we have not even scratched the surface yet.

And his spelling is on par with ramsey.

Look, this is the last time I'm going to post this. My spelling is attrocious because I used a reader and a mic for 30 years. If you don't use it you lose it.

[Blindgreed1]

I am recognized as an artist among my peers. I know many musicians (some famous, some not) who hold me and my body of work in high regard.

You're enamored with me. I get that a lot.

If tiki has bullseyed you as her new forum chew toy I'm going to pull up a chair open a bag of peanuts and revel in the ensuing carnage.

Blind for 30 years huh? The physical benefits from masturbating for less than 15 times a day are well worth it yes?

Masterbating makes you go blind. HAHAHAHAHA
I remember hearing that years ago.

How did you get your sight BG1?

Cryo therapy.

[BlueTiki]

I don't perform phlebotomy, and you know an MD that is a hematologist? That's a rare bird.

It's likely that your "prospects" weren't very metal. As far as how many layers of faggot I'm hiding...

It's frightening to me that you think MD + Hematologist is a rare bird.

I guess when your part time job is drawing blood from lab rats, PhDs are the only "doctors" you know.

And with UofA's Premiere Oncology Center . . . yeah, faggot . . . it's frightening.

So . . . besides giving "throat", you have working experience (of at least two years) as a contracted A&R rep, too? Whooda guessed?

Not this girl!

But then, being a girl I could never possibly understand how the music biz works.

Thanks for enlightening the membership by sharing your in-depth and uber personal journey through the wonderfully complicated and magical world of art and artists!

It's OK that you are fearful of revealing your other interweb homes.

You'll copy and post the same drivel (while passing it off as original) from those sites as many before you have, in the past.

You'll lift and post quips and posts from here and pass them off (hopefully verbatim and spelled correctly) as yours when returning to your intellectually compatible and equally faggy friends.

Have fun!

[HairOfTheDog]

You're free to roam now, rock star.

So, are you interested in crime, law, boobs, politics, trivial drivel...? They're all at your disposal.

Or, you can always play it safe and easy and just stick with music.

There's a "Music of Mock" thread in the "Good Shit" sub-forum if you care to share what turns you on.

Also, a "Living in the Past" thread there for favorite classics.

Rest assured, wherever you wander, someone's bound to come at you, bro.

So, come out and play?...

[Blindgreed1]

I don't perform phlebotomy, and you know an MD that is a hematologist? That's a rare bird.

It's likely that your "prospects" weren't very metal. As far as how many layers of faggot I'm hiding...

It's frightening to me that you think MD + Hematologist is a rare bird.

I guess when your part time job is drawing blood from lab rats, PhDs are the only "doctors" you know.

And with UofA's Premiere Oncology Center . . . yeah, faggot . . . it's frightening.

So . . . besides giving "throat", you have working experience (of at least two years) as a contracted A&R rep, too? Whooda guessed?

Not this girl!

But then, being a girl I could never possibly understand how the music biz works.

Thanks for enlightening the membership by sharing your in-depth and uber personal journey through the wonderfully complicated and magical world of art and artists!

It's OK that you are fearful of revealing your other interweb homes.

You'll copy and post the same drivel (while passing it off as original) from those sites as many before you have, in the past.

You'll lift and post quips and posts from here and pass them off (hopefully verbatim and spelled correctly) as yours when returning to your intellectually compatible and equally faggy friends.

Have fun!

Sammiches and cold beer. Stick to what you know. You don't have the capacity to venture further.

In my field it's rare that you come across a hematology MD. I've met 2. One is the formost expert in the field (Dr. Garrity google it), and the other is snot bubble blowing encologist. Since you apparently fail at comprehension as badly as you did at A&R I will state again, I do not perform phlebotomy and I never claimed to be a contracted A&R rep. Who would? You were a personal assistant for two years. Congratulations. Lol.

Two of the websites I frequent are invitaion only and you could't cut the mustard there. They'd rip you to shreds in a matter of minutes and send you to the corner with a red glowing ass. Another was named in this thread, but again, you fail at comprehension so yeah... Shocker.

Just a bit of free advice for you. Don't take yourself so seriously. Nobody else does. Point to the place on the panda where the bad internet man touched you. Share and grow through the sharing. Ciao.