Sup fuckers?

[HairOfTheDog]

Sup with you only posting in this thread and the intro threads, Gunnar?

Not a problem, just curious.

[Blindgreed1]

Sup with you only posting in this thread and the intro threads, Gunnar?

Not a problem, just curious.

Im at work and the server only lets me in to certain threads. Kind of a drag, but I get by.

[Blindgreed1]

Lamb of God just released a video for their classic "Vigil". Great production value. Check it:

[Blindgreed1]

Oh... And black jeans, black/white and grey pinstriped buttun up shirt (unbuttoned) and a white t-shirt with my fovorite Chucks.

[HairOfTheDog]

It's a good video, Gunnar.

I think they're playing the Palladium early next month. My youngest sister (as well as her daughter) is a fan and mentioned maybe going to the show for her birthday.

They're not really up my alley to the extent of buying their music or paying to see them, but I like some of their stuff and think they're really solid.

I preferred your vocals over Blythe's, tbh.

[Blindgreed1]

It's a good video, Gunnar.

I think they're playing the Palladium early next month. My youngest sister (as well as her daughter) is a fan and mentioned maybe going to the show for her birthday.

They're not really up my alley to the extent of buying their music or paying to see them, but I like some of their stuff and think they're really solid.

I preferred your vocals over Blythe's, tbh.

Definately solid. A lot of people have trouble getting past Randy's vocal and I did too at first, but he's without a doubt one of my favorite lyricists today. I saw them back in May. Great show. Hung out with the Addler brothers over a few beers afterwards. Nice guys. Wanted a chance to talk to Randy, but he's pretty spent after a show. I know the feeling.

[thekid65]

I wonder if The Kid is still allowed to wear his Homer Simpson boxers, now that he's Mormon and married and all.

First things first, and most importantly....I have Bart Simpson boxers, not Homer. And married? Well, let's just say I'm awaiting you to come join us in Hildale, HotD. We're all waiting for you. Hmmmm...perhaps a picture of me in my new and extremely sexy Sons of Anarchy boxers might do the trick? (and yes, in keeping with the Mormon traditions, they are indeed white) I thought for sure you'd swoon over the Beavis and Butthead ones...but alas....

Holy shit! He married her? How did I miss THAT.

Well, we're kind of a private, and somewhat isolated "family" now, Duchess. We kinda keep to ourselves, ya know?

Until he comes in here and mocks the hell outta me or explains in serious detail about his current status, we'll never know.

(How that misogynistic smart-ass snuck up on my good side is a mystery to me. Asshole.)

Well, like I said, I'm kind of a private person these days, so the details will not be forthcoming. And quite honestly, the misogynistic comment stung a bit...I assure you I treat all women with the utmost respect and dignity. Dammit, hold on a second....wife #1 is making a lot of racket vacuuming the room, wife #2 is clattering the fucking dishes around, wife #3 just fucked up and put to much mayo on my sammich, wife #4, is too stupid to figure out how to start the damned lawnmower, and wife #5 just gagged on my cock. I mean honestly..how in the hell is a guy supposed to think around here and type up a decent reply with all these distractions? You really need to get your sweet ass down here HotD and show these stupid wenches how to tend to their man w/o fucking shit up, and how to suck a dick properly. Sheeesh, the things I have to put up with nowadays. Anyhow, calling me a misogynist hurt my feelings, it really fucking did!

I'm going to draw Kid's attention to this thread.

I appreciate that Duchess...now, ya see.....THAT is how a woman tends to her man, being helpful and shit. And heyyyyyyy...how about you? Would you be interested in joining HotD for a little visit? Do you have a preference in boxers? Just let me know, and I'll send wife #2 to the store, cuz I'm nice like that.

Shit!!

I'm no Dionne Warwick.

Kid's probably gonna come in here and kick my ass.

Think I'll hold off on starting that "Psychic Mock Readings" thread I was planning til we see how this one turns out.

Actually....not too badly HotD. Although, you missed the mark on the pregnancy thing. And kick your ass? Nope, not my style...I'll just tap dat ass when you cum down.

[HairOfTheDog]

You’re such a smooth operator, Kid. Melt me every time.

I have Bart Simpson boxers, not Homer.

Ooops, they were Bart boxers, weren’t they? Got a little distracted.

Btw, did you see where Edna K passed away?

I loved Marcia Wallace on the Bob Newhart show and really liked her character on the Simpsons, too. Teacher by day, nasty little vixen by night.

She should have taken Skinner back. Flanders? Pffft. (Couldn’t find a good quality vid of this scene, but it cracked me up.)


P.s. Shame I didn’t have Marcia Wallace on my Mock death pool list; I'd have a total of "1" and be in the lead. Nobody seems to be dying these days (well, not outside of Mock anyway).

Sheeesh, the things I have to put up with nowadays. Anyhow, calling me a misogynist hurt my feelings, it really fucking did!

You’re no Saint, but you sure did move up the Latter quickly in your new community; proof that every dog has his Day. Props.

I guess somebody had to take over for Warren Jeffs.

Kid, the misogynist polygamist cult leader? I’d not believe it if it were coming from anyone else, but coming from you…

Speaking of which, what’s up with women always gagging on your cock? Not the first time you’ve made such a reference.

Either there’s something particularly rancid about that bad boy or you’re spending too much time with women who know too little about the magic of angling and gradual progression. Effin' amateurs.

And kick your ass? Nope, not my style...I'll just tap dat ass when you cum down.

Thanks for going gentle on my ass, Kid.

Anyway, congratulations on your nuptials. I hope the wives aren’t sisters. Cousins, fine, but sisters kinda make the whole plural marriage thing seem a bit strange.

[Duchess]

I appreciate that Duchess...now, ya see.....THAT is how a woman tends to her man, being helpful and shit.

*gasp* You've made me sound like an obedient female. How DARE you.

[HairOfTheDog]

I appreciate that Duchess...now, ya see.....THAT is how a woman tends to her man, being helpful and shit.

*gasp* You've made me sound like an obedient female. How DARE you.

Don't be too hasty. I'm really thinking we should take The Kid up on his generous offer to visit his new "family". Think about it.

Five wives already there; cooking, cleaning, sexing him up and all.

We could be the insubordinate newbies - eating all that home-cooking, making all sorts of messes, getting up at noon (well me anyways, I know you're an early riser), hitting the nearest cantina and drinking from sundown til sun-up, slow dancing with the local menfolk for free plays on the jukebox...

I'm feeling it (seriously). We wouldn't have to lift a damn finger and would cause Kid so much trouble he'd be too tired to make any sexual advances towards us.

No way in hell Kid could handle such a handful; no way in hell. He'd kick us outta there before the end of the first week; I know it. It would be like a vacation for us though, with free room and board.

Careful what you wish for, Kid, I think I'm in...

[Blindgreed1]

Red button up shirt, bone slacks and a sassy look on my face.

[HairOfTheDog]

Okay, not really.

I'm just feeling a little sassy too these days and trying to pick a little fight in your thread, but...denied.

Seems Kid's the only one in the mood to let his sass hang out, but he's apparently all tied up at the compound or something.

[Blindgreed1]

Okay, not really.

I'm just feeling a little sassy too these days and trying to pick a little fight in your thread, but...denied.

Seems Kid's the only one in the mood to let his sass hang out, but he's apparently all tied up at the compound or something.

I rather enjoy a sassy gal.

[Duchess]

Don't be too hasty. I'm really thinking we should take The Kid up on his generous offer to visit his new "family". Think about it.

Five wives already there; cooking, cleaning, sexing him up and all.

We could be the insubordinate newbies - eating all that home-cooking, making all sorts of messes, getting up at noon (well me anyways, I know you're an early riser), hitting the nearest cantina and drinking from sundown til sun-up, slow dancing with the local menfolk for free plays on the jukebox...

I'm feeling it (seriously). We wouldn't have to lift a damn finger and would cause Kid so much trouble he'd be too tired to make any sexual advances towards us.

No way in hell Kid could handle such a handful; no way in hell. He'd kick us outta there before the end of the first week; I know it. It would be like a vacation for us though, with free room and board.

Careful what you wish for, Kid, I think I'm in...

When you put it like that, I'm in! My god, it would be like having slaves. That's a dream come true for me.

[Blindgreed1]

Black jeans, white T and a black and silver button up unbuttoned with the sleeves rolled up. Favorite black and red chucks to boot.

[HairOfTheDog]

Blue jeans, brown boots, brown blazer, white t-shirt, scorpion belt buckle and a scowl.

Everything that could go wrong today has gone wrong today and tomorrow's not looking any better. Poor me!

Ah well, I'll live and Wednesday will be here in the blink of an eye.

Sup with you, Gunnar?

[Duchess]

Everything that could go wrong today has gone wrong today and tomorrow's not looking any better. Poor me!

I would play my violin for you, I know how sucky those kind of days are.

Blue jeans, white cami, maxi sweater & Uggs.

[Blindgreed1]

Blue jeans, brown boots, brown blazer, white t-shirt, scorpion belt buckle and a scowl.

Everything that could go wrong today has gone wrong today and tomorrow's not looking any better. Poor me!

Ah well, I'll live and Wednesday will be here in the blink of an eye.

Sup with you, Gunnar?

Not much, sorry to hear you're having a rough go of it today.
Black pants, purple button up shirt and a boner.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, the weekend was great, anyway.

Drove the 101 instead of the 5 home yesterday; it was a beautiful day for it. Hit Pismo Beach just before sunset; my niece had never been to the pier, so we stopped for dinner.




Just wish not being glued to my phone didn't cost me so much.

No more quick trips in my immediate future.

[Duchess]

Those palm trees are cool. We don't have anything like that here.